Good Morning!!!
By the time you guys read this I’ll be on a plane to Charlotte to see Glenn, Lily, and Tiffany!
Although I’m excited…I am the biggest spaz when it comes to packing and going out of town.
First of all I’m scared of what the pharmacy will be like when I go back to work on Monday…
I’m also scared that I won’t be able to pull off this black nail polish I just bought…don’t judge..I’m dressing like it’s fall already….
I changed my mind after putting it on but 3 layers of dark nail polish is pretty hard to get off…OH WELLZ….
I’m scared of how much I enjoy Ice T’s wife Coco…she’s just so ridiciously bootylicious…
I’m scared that I didn’t pack everything I need for the trip…and my suitcase is already overflowing..
I’m also scared that no room in luggage=no room for TRADER JOES GOODIES!!! Oh well…there’s always Fed Ex.
I’m scared that I will have a new excuse to go to Dennys: They are gonna start serving Amy’s veggie burgers!
I’m also scared to be stuck in an elevator with this clan:
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OMG I think I just got a headache just LOOKING at that family photo…
I’m scared of what life is going to be when Oprah leaves daytime television next year….I can’t stop watching!!
I decided to do something last minute and I’m scared for my life cause I don’t know if I’ll survive it…hint? It involves these:
No…those aren’t midget sized.
But honestly I’m scared of not being fun or awesome enough when Tiffany and Lily meet me. I think we all have “an image” of who someone is from their blog and it’s interesting to see who they REALLY are when you meet them.
I’m also scared that Glenn will notice my weight gain…but he loves me right? Curves and all…
Sometimes in life you have to be scared to be brave…You also have to realize that you are a spaz and what will be will be.
Have a wonderful weekend everyone! Can’t wait to share my adventures in Charlotte with you!!
PS. What are YOUR essentials at Trader Joe’s? Remember I have almost no room in my luggage!
You can stop worrying right this second about Glenn and your weight. If he even notices *there’s a good chance he won’t–boys don’t notice this as much as we like to think* he will still love you because he loves YOU not your size or your weight.
As for the thing you are going to do… it will be fine–have fun!
Have FUN!!!
And try not to be ‘scared’ or worried. Glenn will like you just the way you are!
Diana! I’m going to like you. Don’t stress. If anyone is boring, it’s me!
And those running shoes are gonna make you swift!
On a side note: how did I miss the Teresa drama? Is that true? Joe has a love child???? NO WAY
i LOVE your blog!
coco’s butt is…. i dunno, it’s just woah! haha
I hope you have fun @ your blogger meetup.
Glen loves you, he wont notice or care if you gained a few pounds, BELIEVE me. A few months ago i had gained a few lbs and felt terrible about myself. I convinced myself i was “gross & unattractive”. When i look back i realize it was just in my head, a few lbs does not change your appearence dreactically or more importantly, who YOU are. & you seem like a super fun girl to me
BLACK NAIL POLISH DOESNT LOOK GOOD ON ME!
I can’t rock that look.
I did just get Grey Suede from Revlon…perfect fall color, makes my nails look fabulous!
have fun!
did you have a layover at IAH? If so, I was so 5 min away from you!!
Too bad our awkward selves didn’t get to meet…
HAVE FUN!
Aww Joe! How could he? As crazy as they are I at least thought they had a happy marriage!
Have fun in Charlotte! Glenn will NOT care or notice. & if he does, just think about how much Ice T loves curvy Cocoa!
1. i love coco too! her twitter is fantastic
2. your running shoes. they look just like mine. do they have a kinda paisley print inside? ARE WE SHOE TWINS?
seriously i wanna know about the shoes.
and glen has to love you or i’ll fly across the country and slap him, ok?
First things first – you are as fun/awesome as you are on your blog so don’t worry about your blogger meet-up. Remember, I met you too!
That @ss is redonk. I can’t stop looking at it…
I didn’t hear any of that about Teresa’s drama. See how much I depend on you for my celeb gossip??
Are you running a race my dear? If so congrats, because that is something on my bucket list…
Have fun!
I think you could totally pull off black nail polish … it looks best on quite short nails, so cut them if you have to!! I love black nail polish!!
Nut butters would be my TJ essentials
It’s a universal truth that boyfriends don’t notice weight gain until you sit on them. There’s a filter in the visual section of their brain that just sorts girlfriends into “pretty” or “not,” and after you’ve established a relationship it takes quite a lot to get into the “not” category.
I’d be scared of black nail polish, not because I don’t think it would look good, but because I’m the kind that only paints her nails like once a month and lets it chip away the rest of the time. Not so noticeable with light pink, but definitely noticeable with black.
Dont be scared, you are so funny and endearing, you have nothing to worry about dear!
I miss TJ’s
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Don’t be scared! I’m busting out the black nail polish this weekend. Have a blast in Charlotte, eat lots of goodies, and screw the weight. Life’s too short!
um, the whole store is essential. what are you even asking?!
i kid, i kid. my essentials: dark chocolate edamame, chocolate covered (or regular) pb filled pretzel nuggets, temptation trail mix, banana bread mix, pb and flaxseeds, frozen mango (hrm, that probably won’t work for you), marsala burgers (that either) and soba noodles (regular and their mix with seasonings).
is it long enough for you? only because i love you.
I can’t wait to see you tomorrow! Stand next to me, Glenn won’t notice you behind my big booty!
Have the best time ever! No worries about extra lbs. I’m SURE there’s something you can do to burn the kcals…specific to this weekend…be safe! Btw, we’re in the same time zone; you seem within arms reach. Ok I’ll stop sounding like a maniac.
Dude. Those have GOT to be butt implants. Seriously, now. Butt implants for sure.
I can totally relate to being scared for way too many reasons. And when I have nothing to be scared about I FIND something to be scared/worry about so it’s a horrible cycle.
Judging from the way you write (and I think that says a lot about a person), you are a smart, beautiful, witty, and courageous woman!!! Don’t be scared!
i think u can totally pull of black nail polish!!! unlike red lipstick.. its much more forgiving and most people can wear it even if they think they cant. its fun to have black nails for awhile too
and you’re so beautiful, if any one points out your body and says u look different or larger, than i feel bad for them because theres no reason for someone to notice our bodies so closely no matter how it looks to us. love ya <3
xoxo
You are so funny. That nail polish will look great on you. For real.
That is a horrible family portrait. Ew.